Humorous Wedding Speech Given by a Friend from Work :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Given by a plugger from WorkLadies and gentlemen, thank you. And, on behalf of the bridesmaids, Id like to thank Anthony for his kind words. I certainly agree that they did a great job today. And as for the rest of his speech, I always knew hed be hard to follow but I didnt expect an unintelligible, mumbled noise. Oh well, it only goes to show that middling when you think you know someone well, they go and surprise you. But in fact, I havent known Anthony for all that long. Anthony and I actually met well-nigh six years ago when we were working for the same company. In fact, its preferably amazing that we have become such good friends, given the comparatively few occasions back then that he actually bothered to turn up to work at all. But good friends or not, I do have a theory as to why hes chosen me to be his best man and not one of his senior friends. If you ask me, its because he didnt want a best man whod be able to tell you about all the embarrass mishaps and misdemeanors of his youth. Like the time, aged 15, that he was invited round to have tea with his first girlfriends parents and managed to walk dog poo across their new living populate carpet. I always thought that pale cream was an impractical colour for carpet. And, after that, afternoon, so did Sarah Baileys parents. And unfortunately for Anthony, Sarah herself found him to be a rather impractical boyfriend. And so that was the end of that. And Im sure his choice of best man was similarly influenced by a desire to keep to a lower place wraps the post-A-level pub crawl that led to him spending a night in the cells after vomiting off a bridge onto the bonnet of a firing police car. Anthony, I hope you now see that it was neer going to be that easy which brings me onto your stag night. Now, the men in the room will be aware of what goes on at a stag do and Anthonys was certainly no different. We did all the usual things museums, a cream tea, a classical design and a trip to the theatre were not amongst them. But considering there were 12 lads hell-bent on giving him a night hed never forget - but probably rather would forget if theyd got their way I think I did a pretty good job of smell after him.